Why Michael Lohan Is Not Joe Simpson

While Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina thinks her daughter's nude pics are the shit, her pappa Michael says he's not gonna peek. Mr. Lohan has yet to see the topless shots of Lindsay as a freckled Marilyn Monroe, according to Us Magazine and says: “I’m not going to look at the photos â€" that’s my daughter!”

“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career,” he says. “It’s her decision."