Martin Sheen Calls Denise Richards' New Gig "A Big Mistake"

Martin Sheen, the father of actor Charlie Sheen, is openly his criticizing his former daughter-in-law Denise Richards and her decision to pimp out her two little toddlers, his granddaughters, in her crap-tastic new reality TV show in which cameras will follow her around.

Has Jamie Lynn Spears Split With the Baby's Daddy?

Ahh, teen love is so often doomed - especially when the girl gets preggers. Expectant mom to be Jamie Lynn Spears,16, is getting past her morning sickness but has developed a new illness - she's sick of boyfriend Casey Aldridge, the alleged baby daddy. A source tells PageSix.com that the couple is "on the outs right now, but not officially over yet."

Britney Recovery Team Cuts Deep Into Her Cheetos Funds

Financial advisors to Britney Spears are taking over to make sure the pop star and her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be set for life - even if she never makes another album. They've gotten rid of scab manager, Sam Lufti, taken over her finances, and will even be selling her excessive number of cars - yes, all the wrecked Mercedes cars - to get her back on the road to normalcy.

Mariah Carey: "I Know I'm Called a Ditzy Moron"

Diva Mariah Carey knows what people are saying about her career and her public persona. "It's a dichotomy, I understand," the 37-year-old Grammy winner tells Allure magazine. "I understand that people think I am a ditzy moron."

"I've always had really low self-esteem, and I still do," she says, blaming her problems on a lack of confidence.

Judge Calls Heather Mills A Big Fat Liar

The British judge who presided over the Paul McCartney Divorce case has called Heather Mills a lying sack of cow dung. Or words to that effect.

Well, all right, what the judge actually said was that "much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness.” In other words, she lied about A LOT of things.

Daniel Radcliffe Nicknamed Harry Puffer By Friends & Fans

Daniel Radcliffe's pack-a-day cigarette habit has become so apparent that his co-stars on the set of 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' - have nicknamed the 18-year-old 'Harry Puffer". A source said: "Daniel has been smoking up to 20 cigarettes a day. Every time they call 'cut', he lights up. It's disgusting.

"Friends, including co-stars Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, have been warning him about the dangers of smoking. But he doesn't take any notice."

David Caruso Exposed For His Sunglasses Acting Method

David Caruso - an actor so bad many people wonder why he has a career - is a spoiled diva on the set of "CSI: Miami" and he apparently struggles with delivering a single line of dialogue without requires multiple takes - all complete with his trademark "Removal Of The Sunglasses For Dramatic Effect" Move.

“(David) can't walk and talk at the same time, requires dozens of takes for simplest line-readings and can't even put his ‘CSI’ gloves on on-camera,” said a source going by the moniker “OnSetSnitch.”