Martin Sheen Calls Denise Richards' New Gig "A Big Mistake"

Martin Sheen, the father of actor Charlie Sheen, is openly his criticizing his former daughter-in-law Denise Richards and her decision to pimp out her two little toddlers, his granddaughters, in her crap-tastic new reality TV show in which cameras will follow her around.

Has Jamie Lynn Spears Split With the Baby's Daddy?

Ahh, teen love is so often doomed - especially when the girl gets preggers. Expectant mom to be Jamie Lynn Spears,16, is getting past her morning sickness but has developed a new illness - she's sick of boyfriend Casey Aldridge, the alleged baby daddy. A source tells PageSix.com that the couple is "on the outs right now, but not officially over yet."

Britney Recovery Team Cuts Deep Into Her Cheetos Funds

Financial advisors to Britney Spears are taking over to make sure the pop star and her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be set for life - even if she never makes another album. They've gotten rid of scab manager, Sam Lufti, taken over her finances, and will even be selling her excessive number of cars - yes, all the wrecked Mercedes cars - to get her back on the road to normalcy.

Mariah Carey: "I Know I'm Called a Ditzy Moron"

Diva Mariah Carey knows what people are saying about her career and her public persona. "It's a dichotomy, I understand," the 37-year-old Grammy winner tells Allure magazine. "I understand that people think I am a ditzy moron."

"I've always had really low self-esteem, and I still do," she says, blaming her problems on a lack of confidence.

Judge Calls Heather Mills A Big Fat Liar

The British judge who presided over the Paul McCartney Divorce case has called Heather Mills a lying sack of cow dung. Or words to that effect.

Well, all right, what the judge actually said was that "much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness.” In other words, she lied about A LOT of things.

Daniel Radcliffe Nicknamed Harry Puffer By Friends & Fans

Daniel Radcliffe's pack-a-day cigarette habit has become so apparent that his co-stars on the set of 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' - have nicknamed the 18-year-old 'Harry Puffer". A source said: "Daniel has been smoking up to 20 cigarettes a day. Every time they call 'cut', he lights up. It's disgusting.

"Friends, including co-stars Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, have been warning him about the dangers of smoking. But he doesn't take any notice."

David Caruso Exposed For His Sunglasses Acting Method

David Caruso - an actor so bad many people wonder why he has a career - is a spoiled diva on the set of "CSI: Miami" and he apparently struggles with delivering a single line of dialogue without requires multiple takes - all complete with his trademark "Removal Of The Sunglasses For Dramatic Effect" Move.

“(David) can't walk and talk at the same time, requires dozens of takes for simplest line-readings and can't even put his ‘CSI’ gloves on on-camera,” said a source going by the moniker “OnSetSnitch.”

Ka-Ching! Heather Mills is $48.6 Million Richer

Her years of scheming and gold-digging have finally paid off. Heather Mills says she is happy to relieve ex-husband Paul McCartney of $48.6 Million of his fortune. A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million. "I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.

Madonna Moving Lock, Stock And Barrel Out of Her Marriage?

"Madonna and Guy are over. It's all very amicable. They've just fallen out of love with each other," a source is telling News Of The World. "They just think it's for the best as after some great years together they've been going their separate ways. Guy has failed to show up at events which are important to Madge. He just hasn't taken as much interest as he has previously in what she's doing."

Guy Ritchie is splitting from Madonna? Maybe he wants his career back...

Nicole Richie Mortified That Paris is Dating Her Brother-in-Law

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back to their feuding ways. Nicole is pissed off that Paris has set her sights on Joel's brother and Nicole’s future brother-in-law, Benji Madden. It sounds like Paris is dating Benji just to annoy the hell out of the happy new mom.

“Nicole has made it clear to Paris that she doesn’t like her seeing Benji,” an insider told Star magazine. “She thinks Paris is a total nightmare to be around and just wants her to go away."

Minnie Driver To Be a Mom. Stays Mum on Who's the Daddy

"The Riches" actress Minnie Driver said that she loves being pregnant, "more than anything else," but acknowledged, "I am sick." Announcing her condition last night on the Jay Leno show, she added, "I don't know why they call it 'morning sickness'. I am sick morning, noon and night, but it's a fair trade-off."

Charlize Theron Stumped By Trick Question on Citizenship Test

Charlize Theron is ready to do (acting) jobs Americans won't do. “You’re stuck with me now,” the former South African turned American joked about recently becoming a legal citizen of the United States. "Well, I’ve always wanted to be a citizen they just didn’t want to take me."

As for the hoops she had to jump through to get citizenship, she explained to David Letterman, "It’s quite a process you have to work hard, you know, study up. Then finally I was approved and you have to go in and do an interview. You have to know your stuff.”

Patrick Swayze "No Quitter" in Cancer Fight. Won't Quit Smoking Though

Patrick Swayze is prepared to do anything, go the distance, fight the good fight - even undergoing painful chemotherapy - in his battle against life-threatening pancreas cancer. Well, everything BUT give up his 3-pack-a-day cigarette habit?

Kate Beckinsale Says Some Nonsense About Being Ugly

Gorgeous actress Kate Beckinsale does have a tendency to say a lot of stupid things now and again. And again. And yet again. Her latest claim is that she looked like a troll as a teenager and hasn't managed to shed the heaps of insecurities the horror of looking in a mirror must have brought down on her psyche.

"I was monumentally ugly until I was about 15," she quips, "so I still have that mindset." Yeah, Kate, sure.

Billy Crystal to Play on Real Life Field of Dreams

Life long New York Yankees fan Billy Crystal has been invited to put on the cap and uniform and actually play a game with his beloved baseball team! Taking fantasy camp one step further, the comedian will fulfill a lifelong dream on Thursday when he steps on his field of dreams for an exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Jenna Fischer Asks Her Fans to Stop Asking Her Out

'The Office' actress Jenna Fischer has called on her male fans to stop emailing her requesting a date. Probably because her standards are a lot higher than what she's seeing in the offers.

The 34-year-old star of 'The Office' has been single since she split up with her husband James Gunn in November. And, despite her new available status, Fischer isn't impressed when lustful fans get in touch with her via her MySpace.com webpage.

Crazed Fan Magnet Jodie Foster Attracts Another Looney

A man who sent Oscar-winning actress Jodie Foster threatening letters for several years was arrested on Tuesday on charges of mailing a bomb threat to an L.A. airport. Michael Smegal, 42, was charged in U.S. District Court in Massachusetts with mailing a threatening letter to Van Nuys Airport in December. It's Jodie 2nd official crazy ass fan; the first was John Hinkley, who shot President Reagan in 1981 in an attempt to impress her.

Lisa Marie is Pissed and Pregnant

Her dad Elvis got fat on fried peanut butter and banana samiches but Lisa Marie Presley insists she's not following in his footsteps. She's not 40 and fat - she's 40 and pregnant! Now she's going to sue a British newspaper for calling "first" in the media to call her out on her growing size. Since then, Lisa Marie has had to admit that she is indeed pregnant. But don't call her fat.

K-Fed Tips Waitress $2000 But Doesn't Want to Pay His Lawyers

Kevin Federline may have been too generous tipping a waitress $2000 on a $365 tab cuz now his ex Britney Spears is questioning why she should have to pay his legal bills in their child custody case while he is throwing around that kind of cash (which used to be HER cash) on jewelry, tips growing fat while living the good life.

Gilligan's Mary Ann Busted for Mary Jane

Actress Dawn Wells who played sweet and innocent Mary Ann on the old 'Gilligan's Island' TV show was busted last October after she was caught with weed in her car. The 69-year-old Hollywood veteran was driving home from her surprise Birthday party when she was pulled over by Idaho cops after she swerved across the center lanes of the highway. They found four half-smoked joints. Dawn explained that it musta been the hitchhikers she picked up had left them. Classic!

Jessica Simpson Travels to Kuwait For Troops Photo-Op

Pimple lotion spokeswhore Jessica Simpson and controversy go together like, well, like Cheetos and Red Bull. This week Romo's lil wuman went to Kuwait to imitate a singer and "entertain" the troops with some ass jiggling as part of a 3-hour concert.

But after all that fuel to fly her half way around the world on a private plane, and all the money spent to drag her make up and hair people there, it turns out she'll spend only enough time with the guys to get a few good pictures.

Health Ledger Had an Old Will: Left Nothing to His Daughter

The father of late actor Heath Ledger has vowed to make sure the star's daughter Matilda, 2, and ex-fiancee actress Michelle Williams are financially "taken care of", after they were left out of the actor's will. Ledger, 28, died in New York in January after a drug overdose. He had written a will in 2003 but had not updated it after his daughter was born.

Keira Knightley Is About to Get Even More Annoying

Gloomy and annoying Keira Knightley, 22, lacks the cool factor of other British actresses such as Kate Beckinsale and Kate Winslet but holds herself in high regard - so much so that she is venturing into music to further bother us all.

The pouty actress has recorded several songs for the soundtrack to her upcoming movie, 'The Edge of Love'. She admits she can't sing but found she can make sounds that aren't "too disagreeable."

Josh Holloway Coulda Been Your Real Estate Agent

Josh Holloway, who plays hunky con man Sawyer on 'Lost', recently told Time magazine that he was like THISCLOSE to giving up his dreams of being a big Hollywood star and going off somewhere to sell real estate. Luckily, he landed his big break on the popular TV show.

Yet even with being a regular on Lost, he thinks his performances on the show are sometime wobbly: "...I suck at it sometimes because I get confused."

Was Katie Holmes Really Tom Cruise's 4th Round Draft Pick?

In sensational gossip hitting the tubes today, an ex-Scientologist has come out to say that Tom Cruise and cult leader David Miscavige set up a fake movie audition in which Katie Holmes was the only actress invited. The real purpose of the taping was for Tom to meet and select a potential bride.

But it turns out, Kate was only 4th on Tom's "wish list" - ahead of her were Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba - in that order.

Jen, Brad & Ange: Can We Just All Get Along?

So Jen and Brad fell out of love and and decide to split up and stay friends but then he meets Ange and they're like "Mr/Mrs Smith" and ooh baby she's wants his cute butt but Brad's like "whoa hold up I'm married" (for now - *wink wink*) but later hooks up with Ange anyway cuz after all it was Jen WHO. BROKE. UP. WITH. HIM. and the divorce was going on and all was cool but then Jen got upset cuz even though SHE. LEFT. HIM. he found a new gal so right quick and it's a gal who can like drink blood and throw knives and she's a UN ambassador and shit. Jealous and hurt feelings ensues!

Ashton Kutcher's 'Get Back' at Paps is Pathetic

So it turns out the weird story of Paris Hilton hanging out with an an out-of-work actor impersonating a Buddhist monk was a retarded attempt at paparazzi get back from the feeble brain of Ashton Kutcher. The trucker hat wearin' 'Punk'd' producer has a lame new show called 'Pop Fiction' (like 'Pulp Fiction'?) which only he thinks is hi-larious.

Michael Jackson Nearly Loses The Encino House Too

Troubled pop star Michael Jackson is close to losing his fabled Neverland Ranch this month because he failed to make mortgage payments on it, and now it's been revealed his parents' and siblings' Encino home is also in jeopardy.

According to gossip columnist Janet Charlton, "the family compound has narrowly avoided foreclosure several times before," and mortgage payments were made "at the LAST minute" this time as well.

Paris Hilton Gets "My Name is Earl" Gig

"My Name is Earl" is going to have a guest appearance by Paris Hilton who will appear as herself in a dream sequence. Earl has been knocked unconscious and various things from his life and imagination are bleed into his fevered mind.

Apparently the TV show's producers were challenged by the idea of casting a character that could appear to be dumber than Randy.

Miley Cyrus is Thinking Screw College, I'm Already Rich

Before she signed on to play Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus promised her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, that she would go to college. But that was before she became a mega-superstar with a hit TV show and a sold-out concert tour. A source tells Star magazine that the 15-year-old has "no plans to go to college" and that makes daddy's heart all achy-breaky.

United Nations Wants Coked-Up Stars To Be Punished

The United Nations set aside their work on poverty, wars, global commerce and other such suchness to focus on doing something really important for the world: sending a tersely-worded warning to stars about drug abuse.

Professor Hamid Ghodse, the UN's drug control agency spokesman, singled out Britain specifically for allowing the rich and famous (attention: Amy Winehouse) to use drugs freely and publicly without fear of prosecution.

Dina Lohan Ready To Pimp Out Ali in "Living Lohan"

Attention Hollywood: mama Dina Lohan is ready for her close-up. The wannabe star is set to bring daughter Ali, 14, to the altar of stardom in a new reality show in which we'll see how they're living La Vida Lohan.

Us magazine reports that a new reality show on E! will be called "Living Lohan" and that viewers "will go inside the Lohan's Long Island home ... to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister's Lindsay famous footsteps."

Heather Mills' Father Thinks She's Greedy

Heather Mills' own father thinks she's a greedy cow and recently spoke against her decision to drag her divorce from rock royalty Sir Paul McCartney through the courts.

Mark Mills questions why his daughter Heather didn't just settle months ago with the former Beatle. "He's offered her multi-millions. She should take that and stop what she's doing. It's plenty. She's being greedy. How much does she need?"

Lily Allen Vows No More Partying After Miscarriage

Lily Allen says she wants nothing more to do with partying and vows to change her ways after suffering a miscarriage in January. The 22-year-old singer lost her baby and then split her boyfriend, Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons, shortly after that.

She said: "When I was pregnant, I stopped drinking and I didn't start again.Then when the baby was gone, I thought, 'That doesn't mean I'm going to go back to how I was.' "

Attention Marion Cotillard: Your 15 Minutes of Fame Are Up

So a French actress named Marion Cotillard has questioned the 9/11 tragedy, perhaps implying that the US deliberately destroyed the Twin Towers because it was cheaper to knocked 'em down with a coupla 747 jumbo jets and haul away the debris and bodies than to 're-cable' the buildings. "It was a money sucker," she said of the World Trade Center.

Now, Cotlillard is crying unfair saying her quote was taken 'out of context' and, merde, that it was from a silly 'old' interview anyway. An OLD interview? She said it in 2007...

Paris Pouts Because We Don't Take Her Seriously

Paris Hilton is like so pissed that we think of her as a party girl and not as a good deed do'er - which is her opinion of herself. The socialite - who just posed topless for the February issue of 944 magazine - says she wants to be taken seriously: "It makes me angry because people don't know the real me. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something."

Catherine Zeta-Jones Sees Mum Roles in Her Future

Gorgeous Catherine Zeta-Jones thinks she's getting too old to be doing in sexy scenes in movies anymore. The Welsh actress has no problem admitting the reality of the movie business: "I'm 38 years old and I'm going to play more mums than sex symbols. That's a gradual thing for me because I'm too old to play younger characters."

Eddie Van Halen 'Battling Issues'. Tour Scraped

You thought it was going to be David who would be the problem, but it turns out it's Eddie who's blown up the Van Halen tour. Apparently guitarist and band founder Eddie Van Halen has been acting bipolar and weird and showing up smashed and late for gigs. The official word for the cancellation is that Eddie is "battling issues."

Jennifer Lopez Names The Twins. No, Not Those Twins

Welcome Max and Emme! Those are the names of the new twin babies of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony who were born at a Long Island hospital on Feb. 22, with 5-pound, 7-ounce Emme arriving about 15 minutes before her 6-pound brother. People mag reports that J-Lo, a first-time mom at 39, was "thrilled" at the babies' arrival. Papa Anthony, 38, has three other children.

Sopranos Cast Want Do-Overs on That Final Season

If you hated the way "The Sopranos" ended their finale last season - with Tony and his family sitting around a diner and the screen cuts to black - then you'll be interested to hear that some of the cast members would be willing to keep it going.

Speaking at the launch of her new wine, Lorraine Bracco called on creator David Chase to bring 'The Sopranos' back for another season - or a movie.