Ozzy and Sharon: Heather Mills, You Miserable Old Cow

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have no love for golddigger Heather Mills who they've threated to toss out if she attends the Brit Awards. Ozzy, who is hosting the event and presenting Paul McCartney with a Lifetime Achievement Award, says of Mills, "Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm f***** if I do. She's f****** nuts."

Well, if anyone knows anything about being "f**king nuts" that would be Ozzy.