United Nations Wants Coked-Up Stars To Be Punished

The United Nations set aside their work on poverty, wars, global commerce and other such suchness to focus on doing something really important for the world: sending a tersely-worded warning to stars about drug abuse.

Professor Hamid Ghodse, the UN's drug control agency spokesman, singled out Britain specifically for allowing the rich and famous (attention: Amy Winehouse) to use drugs freely and publicly without fear of prosecution.